First, The Tuna quits on Jerry Jones and the 'Boys via email. (Isn't that the same as dumping a chick via email or a text message?)
Then, according to What Would Tyler Do.com we find out that Carrie Underwood denied that she was ever going out with Tony Romo:
Overall, it was a pretty bad day for Cowboy fans, huh? If you ask me, it couldn't happen to a better fan base. Although, I'm sure they slipped in a DVD of those Jimmy Johnson Super Bowls from a decade ago to make their pathetic selves feel better.
Then, according to What Would Tyler Do.com we find out that Carrie Underwood denied that she was ever going out with Tony Romo:
"I have read some of the most ridiculous things about that. The first time I ever met him was on Christmas, right there on the field. Everybody was like, 'Ooh, they are together.' And then I was blamed for Dallas not winning that game. . . . He is a very nice guy and I've talked to him a few times, but we are very much not together."Wow...Tony is having a pretty crappy month. He blew the Seattle Wildcard playoff game by dropping that snap, and now Carrie Underwood doesn't want to admit that she ever hooked up with the loser. (I wonder if she'll show up in Sexy Rexy's private box at the Super Bowl?) Someone better stop by Romo's place and make sure he doesn't overdose on T.O.'s pain medication.
Overall, it was a pretty bad day for Cowboy fans, huh? If you ask me, it couldn't happen to a better fan base. Although, I'm sure they slipped in a DVD of those Jimmy Johnson Super Bowls from a decade ago to make their pathetic selves feel better.
2 comments:
You missed the best part of the WWTDD article. See below.
"Of course maybe he'd have a chance if he hadn't fumbled away the god damn playoffs. You saw it, the Cowboys needed a 20 yard field goal to beat the Seahawks and he fumbled the damn snap. It's a football - he cant catch a damn football?!? It's not like they threw a live chicken at him and it was flapping around and attacking him. Footballs are specially made so people can catch them. It's not like he had to catch a mattress.
Yeah...the guy that writes that is awesome. I especially enjoy the Jessica Biel pictures...YUM!!
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