Monday, January 15, 2007

Jack Is Back!


Now that the Birds' season is over and there is no reason to watch either the Sixers or Flyers, many of you are wondering how to occupy your time. Well, if you are one of the five people left in America who doesn't watch it, I strongly suggest you get on the 24 bandwagon. It seldom disappoints.

Right now, we're 4 hours into this season and already terrorists have detonated a nuke in LA and Jack has killed his right hand man in CTU field ops. Not a bad start, eh? Plus, the terrorists are in possession of other nukes and threatening to use them. If this doesn't get your attention, I recommend you go to a doctor to see if you still have a pulse.

In any event, this show turns me and my main man, Johnny Gold, into 14 year old chicks sending giggly text messages back and forth to each other, which usually consist of something along the lines of "Jack is a bad mofo" or "This is the greatest tv show in the history of earth". Well, Gold had me rolling on the floor Sunday night after Jack told CTU that he wanted out of the "life" because he didn't think he had the stomach for torture, killing, etc. I immediately got the following text message:

He doesn't know if he can do this anymore? Didn't he just kill a guy by eating his throat out about ten minutes ago?
See what the uninitiated are missing?

In case you're interested, here's a pretty good summary of what to expect this season from The Best Week Ever.com.

4 comments:

Jon1BSP said...

Dude...24 f'ing rocks. Seriously, how cool can any show be if the main character DOESN'T bite somebody's neck the hell off??

And I can't believe he f'ing killed Curtis! Curtis was the f'ing man!!

Count me in as one of those 13 year old chicks.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who would watch this farce over Two and Half Men is CRAZY!!! Besides, Keifer hasn't had a decent role since he played Free in Flashback...

DK

Philly Phan said...

Yo DK...2 and 1/2 Men? Instead of 24?!?!?!? What's wrong w/ you?

George said...

I second the Two and a Half Men option, depending on which hockey game is on national TV that night.