Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Rich Eisen? Seriously, Alycia...Rich Eisen?

In case you missed the most interesting story of the day, here it is:

CBS3 news anchor Alycia Lane is in a pickle after private e-mails and bikini photos she sent to NFL Network anchor Rich Eisen were intercepted by his wife, the New York Post reported today.

Lane, who is recently divorced, sent seven e-mails and several photos to an account shared by Eisen and his wife, Suzy Shuster, who reports from the sidelines for ABC’s college football broadcasts, the Post reported.

Shuster responded with an angry letter to Lane, which was obtained by the Post’s Page Six, which read: “Boy, do you look amazing in a bikini … congrats! Whatever you’re doing (Pilates? yoga?) keep doing it – it’s working for you. Anyway, sorry but those seven e-mails you sent to my husband, Rich, well, oops, they came to the e-mail address we both use from time to time, but no worries, I’ll forward the beach shots as well as the ones of you dancing with your friends on to his main address. Do you have it?”

She goes on to provide her hubby’s private e-mail address, “since you surely are trying so hard to get his attention. I mean, what better way to get a guy’s attention than with skin! Best – Suzy Shuster Eisen”

A source told Page Six: “Alycia is divorced and apparently looking for love again in all the wrong places. She send [Eisen] an e-mail saying she was going to L.A., and she attached some risqué pictures just to whet his appetite. But, whoops, Rich is married to Suzy.”

Both Lane and Eisen refused comment for the Post report, and Shuster did not respond to their e-mail seeking comment.
I have three questions...First, is Rich Eisen really the object of Alycia's desires? Seriously? The smug guy that used to be on ESPN? Of all guys on TV, Rich Eisen? I suppose Dan Patrick and Stuart Scott don't do it for her. Anyhow, The Wife watches a lot of sports with me and she never fails to point out whom she thinks is a good looking dude. However, I have never heard her mention Rich Eisen as falling into that category. (Now, Steve Young is another story altogether. I had to calm the wife down a couple of times during the draft on Saturday.)

Second, how long before the bikini clad pictures of Alycia reach the web? I'm guessing less than a week. Don't worry, I'll post them once I find them. I'm guessing that most of you, like me, are pretty anxious to see them.

Third, when did it become acceptable for chicks to entice guys by emailing them scantily clad pictures of themselves? Man, was I born about five years too early. The internet is a wonderful thing.

5 comments:

st. joe's nick said...

I think Alycia picked Rich Eisen because Stuart Scott's lazy eye scares her.

Anonymous said...

Tony,
Get all over those pics please! Get Andy on the case...he'll find them in less than 20 minutes.

Jon1BSP said...

See, stuff like this gives hope to us average looking guys...I should forward her the band's myspace page!

George said...

Come on PSP, where are the bikini shots?

Anonymous said...

Hey, I liked Steve Young's new haircut.