Wednesday, August 30, 2006

ONCE YOU BE GONE, YOU STAY GONE!


While watching a segment on Flyers' pre camp practices during this evening's Comcast Sports Night, I noticed that Justin Williams was practicing with several members of the Orange and Black at the Skate Zone in Voorhees, NJ. This infuriated me.

Justin, we really don't need you around here to remind us of one of the more bone headed moves in recent Flyers history. Just go back home to Carolina and STAY THERE!

Cole Hamels: Absolute Stud


Sorry guys, but I have to point out that Cole Hamels is freakin' awesome. I love this guy. When he fully harnesses his powers, he will be unstoppable.

In case you missed it. Here's his pitching line from tonight's dominating performance: 8 innings pitched, 4 hits, 1 Earned Run, 3 Strike Outs and 2 Walks.

We don't need an "Ace". Cole is our "Number One". It's becoming clear that the Wife Beater is our #2. I'll take Wolfie as a #4 and Moyer as a #5 next year. If they can dump Lieber and pick up a #3, our staff will be set. (Wait...who am I kidding? The Phils haven't had a complete staff in my life time. I'm getting way ahead of myself.)

Anyone who has been following this site can pretty much figure out that I'm enjoying this team. Do they have warts? ABSOLUTELY! But there is a playoff spot to had and I'm rolling with Howard and Hamels for the rest of the season.

Pinky and Koy Gone! AJ is Back! Oh My!!!



In the span of three days, the Eagles' preseason went from a giant snoozefest to wildly interesting. If you followed the Reid and Banner regime for the past seven years, you have to admit that the Stallworth trade was totally out of character for the Birds and the dismissal of Reid favorites, Koy Detmer, Todd Pinkston and Mark Simoneau, was absolutely shocking.

Overall, it's nice to see that the Eagles are finally seeing what everyone else does and have stopped trying to prove that they know more about football than the rest of the world. Yes, these moves were no-brainers, but it is a very positive sign to see that they were made. They were not going to compete this year without adding a legitimater skill guy like Stallworth.

I'm chalking these moves up to Heckert being a bigger part of the personnel team. He's the new factor in this equation, so he had to play a big part in convincing Reid and Banner to upgrade the team.

Although, now that Pinky and Detmer are gone, who is going to be the new Eagles' whipping boy? I think Dhani Jones is the best candidate, but another bad year out of Lito could put the bulls eye squarely on his back.

Let's not forget the AJ Feeley move. He's a much better #3 than Detmer. Koy was absolutely finished as an NFL caliber QB. Not only is my wife happy that she has her old heart throb in town to replace Jeremy Bloom, but the return of AJ means that Heather Mitts will be back in town also. And that my friends, is a very good thing.


Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Pretty Boy Skier Put On IR


The fact that the Eagles put 2006 Winter Olympian and Tommy Hilfiger model, Jeremy Bloom on IR with a completely lame hamstring injury should come as a surprise to no one. Seriously, who at the Eagles thought drafting a part time Male Model/Skier/Kick Returner (who hadn't played in 2 years) would be a good idea? If I'm that guy, I'm spending some time tonight getting my resume together.

Plus, during the preseason, I heard way too many female Eagle Phans getting way too excited about this guy. I'm absolutely certain the world would have imploded if a guy that reminds me more of Derek Zoolander than Billy "White Shoes" Johnson became a successful kick returner. There's no way our Lord, Baby Jesus, would have allowed this to happen. No man is bestowed with such talents.

Anyhow, my prediction is that within 6 months the Birds cut him outright. Upon his release, he'll return to Colorado to work as a ski instructor and part time model. I also foresee him partaking in activities such as non stop X Box sessions, continuous bong hits and bagging hot chicks two at a time.

"The Last Thing I Saw Fly That Long Had An In Flight Movie On It"


I can't take credit for that one. I think either Craig Biggio or Lance Berkman said it after Brad Lidge gave up a walk off bomb to Albert Pujols in last year's NLCS. However, that quote aptly describes the absolute moon shot Ryan Howard just hit to tie Schmidtty for the All Time Phillies' Single Season Home Run record with 48.

I'm sorry, but this guy's potential is limitless. I can't remember feeling the same way about another Phillie in my life time. It's his first full year and he's about to hit 50 (maybe 60+) home runs!!! I wish some of the old timers that read this site (like my father in law and his brother) could tell me if they felt the same way about any other Phillie. I can't imagine anyone else coming close, with the possible exception of Richie Allen.

Anyhow, if the Phils somehow capture the NL Wild Card, he has to be the MVP, doesn't he?

Oh What A Feeling!


Wow, this guy looks REALLY happy to be an Eagle. Let's hope we feel the same after we see him take the field.

Ok, ok..I'll try to be more positive about the Eagles. At the very worst, I see this guy getting 60 catches, 900 yards and 6 td's and being our best long ball threat since "Arkansas" Freddy Barnett. Who knows, maybe he's so happy because contract extension talks have started already. If that's the case, then I'll be much more positive about the deal.

Beasley Reece: Most Positive Man In Philadelphia


CBS Sports Anchor Beasley Reece called into Colin Cowherd show on ESPN Radio this morning. Colin brought Beasley on during his “Spanning the Globe” segment to comment on the Stallworth deal and boy, did it seem like someone spiked his coffee with happy pills. On the Stallworth trade, he commented:

“I told the fans to be patient. The entire story had not been written. The Eagles got their man! Stallworth has world class speed and immediately makes the Eagles a Super Bowl contender.”

Whoooaaaa….Hey Beez, we traded for DONTE Stallworth not JOHN Stallworth. Calm it down a bit buddy. It’s going to take this guy a couple of weeks to learn the offense and Joe Horn has already commented on his lack of commitment, so let’s not get too excited just yet. I like the deal, but I have to see the guy play first before I go over board about how much this increases the Birds chances of contending for the Super Bowl again.

On Simoneau being traded to the Saints:

“The Eagles will miss his presence as a special teams leader and a backup line backer. Plus, he was such a nice guy. He will definitely help the Saints. He has a ton of speed and makes a lot of plays.”

Sorry Beez, but with that last part of that comment you lost me. I will never take another thing you say seriously for the rest of your career.

The Season Is On The Line


Ok, that headline may be a tad bit dramatic, but if the Phils want to stay in the Wild Card hunt, then they better take this series against the Nats. In fact, if they really want to be a factor, I suggest they sweep these guys. Hamels, Wolfie, the Wife Beater and someone in the every day lineup not named Ryan Howard better bring their A games or the season is over. I don’t know if you noticed, but Howard was the only to show up for the Mets series. Chase, Delucci, and Victorino better step it up and give the Big Man some help because he desperately needs it.

Sorry, it is as easy as this: win two games or call it a season. If they lose two games in this series, it will be all Eagles, all the time on this site. I’ll turn the keys on this blog over to my buddy George to keep you guys updated on the coming and goings of the Phils, as I’m pretty sure he’ll be the only one still watching them.

Monday, August 28, 2006

EAGLES LAND STALLWORTH


Five minutes after I ripped the Birds for not having enough skill players, I found out they traded for Stallworth. I'm not ecstatic about the deal, but Stallworth immediately makes them better. He's the type of serviceable wide receiver that can thrive in this offense. The Birds will now not be totally overmatched on the outside. Would I have rather them pick up Javon Walker, Lelie or Deion Branch? Absolutely, but Stallworth at least shows me that the front office is not totally blind.

The one thing that does irk me a bit - besides his wonky hamstrings - is that Stallworth is in the final year of his deal and guess who his agent is....that's right, Drew "Next Question" Rosenhaus. I just hope Stallworth doesn't set the world on fire and then leave via free agency because Banner and Co. don't want to pay him. (Although, I've been a Philly Phan for too long to not realize this is a very real possibility.)

Another plus to this deal is that the Birds rid themselves of the underachieving Mark Simoneau. Good riddance. I still have visions of him bouncing off DeShaun Foster twice on the same touchdown run in the 2003 NFCG. Not to pat myself on the back, but earlier this preseason I predicted that he would not make this team. I love it when I'm right.

Now, if only the Birds can find a big back to pair up with Westbrook, then I might get excited about this team again.

Losing Their Religion



Big Red used to be a darling of the national media. He used to receive accolades from guys like “Boomer”, “Mort”, Len Pasquarelli and Peter King. These guys even regularly included the Eagles with the Pats and Steelers as organizations that do things the “right way”. However, from some of the columns I’ve read and interviews I’ve heard recently, it certainly appears that Fat Andy is starting to lose some of his popularity.

In his Monday Morning Quarterback column today, Peter King reported his findings from a summer of touring the National Football League training camps, and led his article off with the following regarding our Birds:

EAGLES (Bethlehem, Pa.): Here's what worries me about the Eagles: skill players. I have no idea if running back Brian Westbrook can stay healthy for a full year, and a trusted reserve just isn't here. Ryan Moats has fallen out of favor with the staff, Reno Mahe is just insurance, and how can you trust Correll Buckhalter after two straight knee surgeries? And the receivers? When everyone's raving about Hank Baskett, I know there's trouble on the horizon. Now, I like the depth on the offensive and defensive lines a lot. The Eagles are going to be a load on defense -- maybe not as good as Dallas, but I bet as good as Washington. But that offense worries me. There's the same hole here that existed before T.O. Outside of Westbrook, there's not another Philly back or wideout who even remotely scares any defensive coordinators out there. "We'll be fine,'' Andy Reid told me and the rest of the free world about a hundred times. That's what he always says. And sometimes the Eagles aren't.
No one can argue this point. King is a respected football writer and he makes a simple, but outstanding point. What skill player on this team scares a defense? Pretty much no one, as King points out. I think that’s why I’m not overly excited about this team. I just can’t see how they are going to consistently move the ball and score points. In today’s NFL, you need a guy that can flat out take it to the house when he gets the ball in the open field. Unfortunately, the Birds’ offense needs about 2 or 3 more players of this nature before I will strongly consider them a contender again.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Weekend Wrap Up "WWU"


This was another busy weekend for yours truly. Unfortunately, there wasn't many interesting stories to come out of my weekend travels. So, for once I'll try to stick to the local sports scene.

"Invinceable" #1 at the Box Office - This is great news for the City of Philadelphia. It's great to see a movie made here in Philly about one of our own (Vince Papale - pictured above with Mark Wahlberg) reach the top spot. You would have seen a review of the movie here, but my wife wanted to stay in and watch the Emmy's instead. (She really needs to get her priorites in line, huh?) I plan on going Monday night, so hopefully my review of the movie will be in this space any day now.

Phils pick up Jeff Conine from the O's for cash and a player to be named later - Nice pickup here by the Phils. It's just four years too late. If Ed Wade wasn't so incompetent, he would have picked up Conine back in 2003 and we would two postseason appearances in 20 years as the Marlins picked him up at the deadline and he absolutely killed the Phils during their battle for the Wild Card.

Eagles beat Steelers in Pre Season Action - I'll be the first to admit that I haven't really turned up the passion for the Birds during this preseason. It could be because of the surprising run by the Phils for the Wild Card spot, or it could be because I'm not sure what to expect out of this team just yet. I still have them at 8-8 for the season, but I can be easily swayed after watching the first game or two. I'm getting the same feel from most of the fan base, as well as the local and national media. The one stat that does have me a bit excited is that the first team defense has given up only three points in the 18 preseason series that they have been on the field.

Entourage Season Finale - How would you feel if I told you that the season finale was just "ok". Is that something you'd be intersted in? Didn't think so. They added an interesting plot twist by firing Ari (sorry for the spoiler), but I have the distinct feeling that this season went absolutely no where. I guess they did set up the first three episodes, which the Piv said would start at the same time as the final season of the Sopranos, as Ari will be fighting to get Vince back as a client.



Deion Branch seeks a trade; Could Phillly be his landing spot??? - Sorry guys, it's not happening. I just can't see it. Sure it makes a ton of sense and I think Big Red and the Boys would love to have him, but if this guy already turned down $6 million/year from the Pats, then he ain't coming here because Banner won't let anyone take that big a chunk out of his beloved cap space who isn't named McNabb.

Matt Kenseth Wins Sharpie 500 -There was a time when the Bristol night race was must see T.V. Now that it is three races from the Chase everyone drives way too cautious as no one wants to cause someone to get knocked out of the playoffs. This race is now way too P.C. As fun as The Chase for the Cup is, I hope Nascar realizes that they have ruined one of the best races of the year.

Anatomy of a Fantasy Football Draft, Part II - SAFFA Sunday


Yes, I’m proud to say that I am a fantasy football nut. Unlike most of the “Johnny Come Lately’s”, I’ve been playing fantasy football for 12 years now and have been a proud member of SAFFA (the Sunday Afternoon Fantasy Football Association) for a decade. In fact, I’ve gone from lowly league member to web-site administrator and co-commissioner along with co-founders Johnny Gold and Mister Nascar as children, wives and careers have slowly eroded their free time.

Our draft day is always one of my top five sports days of the year. It’s right up there with Eagles’ opening day, the opening night of the Flyers’ playoffs, Rutgers’ Homecoming and the first Friday of the NCAA Basketball Tourney. Since my team is the defending two-time champion, I was especially looking forward to this day. I’m happy to report that despite some last minute schedule wrangling, this year’s draft did not disappoint.

I knew we were in for an interesting afternoon when long time league member Da Fuzz (One of South Jersey’s Finest) showed up dressed up like a pirate with a bandana tied around his head and sporting a boy band quality goatee. He came right up to me and my team co-owner, Vinny Prefontaine, and announced, “I’m taking new supplements to help me gain weight, but they are making me fly off the handle real easily. I advise you not to get on my bad side today.” I decided right then and there that I would make sure to really emphasize how good his picks were. I don’t need any extra heat from Da Fuzz.

Other highlights:

-One guy picked a defense and kicker with his back to back “double banger” selection in the sixth and seventh rounds. This was quickly followed by co-commissioner Mister Nascar telling the guy every round until the tenth that “I just want to point out that no previous champion has selected a defense or kicker yet.” I got a bigger laugh when entering this guy’s line up into the web site and noticed that he drafted only one quarterback, Chris Simms, in the next to last round.

-Normally, the Captain’s Adult ADD sets in about the fourth round and he starts mailing in his picks, but since he pulled the #1 pick, he stayed with us until the ninth round when he reached for Brandon Lloyd. Surprisingly, he waited until the 11th round to pick his first Eagle, David Akers.

-Nute showed up with an “overrated/underrated” list, which he protected like it contained nuclear missle launch codes. I got a chuckle every time he announced, “Hey, nice pick. I had him on my overrated list”. I guess you just have to know Nute. This is the same guy that sits next to me at most drafts and asks either “which position does that guy play?” or “what team is he on?”

-The ever loyal Johnny Gold pouted for most of the middle rounds after losing his boy Culpepper to Mikey Whispers in the 3rd round, but he recovered nicely by drafting Carson Palmer in the 4th. He also regaled us with the story of how Matt Hasselbeck’s mother forced an entire film crew to refer to him as “Matthew” during a photo shoot. More evidence of why I hate people from B.C.

Surprisingly, I really love my roster. In comparison, I hated my draft the last two years when I won the title. I hope that's not a bad omen.

I won’t bore you with everone’s entire roster, but here was our first round: 1. Larry Johnson – The Captain, 2. Shaun Alexander – Da Fuzz, 3. Peyton Manning – Big Daddy Chad, 4. LaDanian Tomlinson – Yours Truly, 5. Tiki Barber – Barry 6. Steven Jackson – Mister Nascar, 7. Ronnie Brown – Brian, 8. Rudi Johnson – Johnny Gold, 9. Cadillac - Mikey Whispers, 10. The Edge - Nute, 11. Dr. I Don’t Know (aka Clinton Portis) – The New Guy, and 12. Lamont Jordan - Snaxx.

(Ok, I know...one post after I promised to keep them short, I go on for more than a page...Sorry!)

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Constructive Criticism


Recently, I've been advised that should shorten my blog entries. Your advice has been duly noted. I'll try to write more "short" stories.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

For the Defense of Todd Pinkson, Len Pasquarelli


Ok, I realize this link can be found all over the place, but I found this audio clip of ESPN.com's Len Pasquarelli surprising defense of Todd Pinkston absolutely hilarious. Have fun with this one, guys:

http://www.profootballtalk.com/LenCut.mp3

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Anatomy of a Fantasy Football Draft, Part I - Girls Gone Wild Fantasy Football League


In a million years, I never would have imagined myself officiating a fantasy football draft for a bunch of chicks, but I'm here to say that I proudly served as the draft master for the "Girls Gone Wild Fantasy Football League" that my wife and friends started. I can only imagine the snide comments that my buddies Johnny Gold, The Captain and Mister Nascar are conjuring up as they read this, but in all honesty, it wasn't that bad.

These ladies set a land speed record by finishing their 14 round draft in under two hours. The funny thing is that it takes most of the women in this league an hour and a half to pick out a skirt and a pair of shoes, but they were on the clock on an average of less than 20 seconds for each pick. (This sociology experiment really shows that men and women live on separate planes, as you can totally flip the time for a man to do each of these tasks.) In any event, the biggest surprise for me was the level of preparation by each of these ladies as I only had to veto one pick through the first 3 rounds.

Overall, I'm still not sure if this was a good idea or just some clever ruse by these ladies to further intrude on the free time of their husband/fiance/boyfriend. Johnny Gold has already warned me to be very wary of this idea. I'll keep you all up to date on this one, but the first night was pretty painless.

Coming Soon: Anatomy of a Draft, Part II - SAFFA Draft Sunday

EMAIL OF THE DAY


I was sitting here today trying to figure out how to best express my frustration with the upcoming Eagles season when I received this email from a buddy:
Now that Ashley Lelie has been traded to the Falcons, it looks like our number 2 receiver behind Reggie Brown will be an undrafted rookie free agent. Last year, Reggie Brown was our 3rd or 4th receiver. Westbrook hasn’t practiced since the hall of fame game due to injury. They don’t sign Stephen Davis. Buckhalter hasn’t played in 2 years. This is getting ugly.
Thanks, Tony G. You summed up my frustration in five simple sentences. Although, I would like to add that the most frustrating thing for me is that these holes were evident at the end of season, but the Birds chose not to address these needs.

Decisions like these eat away at the very core of my being. I keep saying it, but if the Birds stand pat at running back and wide receiver, it’s going to be a long season, folks.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Weekend Wrap Up ("WWU")

This was a very eventful weekend for the Philadelphia and national sports scene. In addition to trying to keep up on various sporting events, yours truly was pretty busy with a Fantasy Football Draft. However, the Sunday Afternoon Fantasy Football Association draft is an event that deserves its own post altogether. So be on the lookout. Ok, let's dispense with the formalities and get to the action:



Phils take 2 out of 3 from the Nats - The Phightins' again showed that they intend on remaining a factor in the National League Wild Card chase after taking the last two games of their weekend series against the Nats. The highlight of the series was the 11-2 woodshed beating on Saturday, which was led by Ryan Howard's moon shot that almost landed in Ashburn Alley, as well as Cole Hamels' six strong innings. By the way, if you haven't noticed, Hamels is really starting to develop into a top of the rotation pitcher, thank you.

In typical Philly fashion, the Phils allowed Sunday's game to go from laugher to nailbiter, as they held on for a 12-10 win after jumping out to an early 10-1 lead. Lest anyone forget Cardinal Rule #10 of being a Philly Sports Phan: You can never get too comfortable with any lead. (For further evidence, please see Monday's win against the Cubs.)

The Phils now head out to Wrigley with a new face in the arsenal for a four game set with the Cubbies, which leads me to....

Phils Trade for Jamie Moyer - After giving away David Bell, Corey Lidle, Rheal Cormier, and Bobby Abreu for marginal prospects, the Phils finally showed that they DO actually care about trying to make the postseason by trading for veteran - and I do mean VETERAN - left handed starter, Jamie Moyer. The pickup of the 43 year old Moyer could really solidfy the starting rotation, which has really shown some life upon the return of Wolfie and the Wife Beater. Clearly, Moyer is a much more viable option than rookie Scott Mathieson as a 5th starter to help the Phils chase down the Reds for the Wild Card. At the very least, I'm sure my buddies George, Vinny and Voegs will be happy to see that the Phils brought in a fellow St. Joe's Hawk.

As for Mathieson, he appears to have the ability to eventually become a decent starting pitcher in this league, but it is pretty clear that he isn't ready for prime time and shouldn't be learning on the job for a team that is trying to make the postseason. Hopefully, Mathieson goes back to Triple A Scranton, learns how to throw a decent breaking pitch, and has his bobble head doll show up on Dwight Shrute's desk.

Birds bring in Stephen Davis for a visit - I don't know what's worse, our baseball team trading for a 43 year old pitcher, or the Eagles bringing in a 32 year old running back with a truck load of mileage on his two bad knees. For my money, I'd rather have the junk-balling lefty, no matter how old he is. Anyhow, this is another bargain basement move by the Birds that annoys me to no end. Would it have killed them to overpay a little by spending some of their precious cap space to sign a guy like Najeh (aka "The Dumper) Davenport in the offseason or trade for Kevan Barlow? Mark my words, when B West is out for three games with a twisted ankle, Moats has lost Big Red's confidence due to fumble-itis and Buck is gone for the season after blowing out his knee during pre-game introductions, the Birds are going to curse their thriftiness.

Gagne Still Unsigned - With training camp less than a month away, Clarkie is going to realize one of these days that his second best player is still unsigned and he doesn't have enough cap space to sign him. Gotta love, Clarkie. I smell a forced trade of a serviceable player for a 7th round pick to open enough cap space to sign Gags (which, by the way, is one of the worst hockey nick names of all time.) Of course, this problem could be solved if the organ-I-zation would force Captain Primeau to retire, but I've grown tired of beating that drum.

Bobby Abreu: Absolute Stud - If you haven't noticed, the huge five game Red Sox/Yankees series ended with out Bobby Abreu making a single out. (For that matter, I don't think Sox got Johnny Damon or Jeter out either.) Of course, I'm kidding. He actually batted .500 with .629 on base percentage. Who knew Abroo had this level of clutch hitting in him? I suppose the new surroundings and different colored pin stripes are suiting him quite well.

I thought he'd rank right there with A-Rod as a shrinking violet in the face of Fenway pressure, but I stand corrected. I'm big enough to admit when I'm wrong and this weekend surely proved this statement as incorrect:

I still think he'll be a dog in big spots for the Yanks. As I told the people in Boston when I was up there for the Phils trip to Bean Town last month, "you guys want the Yankees to trade for Abreu. If you think A-Rod is dog in the clutch, wait until you see Abreu." I can't wait until the Yanks head up to Fenway and Abreu comes up against Papelbon in a big spot and comes up small. Any other result will infuriate me.

Well, color me infuriated. I would like to personally thank Bobby for proving to us that he underachieved all those years for the Phightins. (Yes, I'm bitter.)



Tiger wins the PGA - Once again, Tiger showed he is the absolute best non-team sports athlete in the World. No one on the tour is even close to Tiger when he is bringing his "B" game, let alone his "A" game. My favorite talk radio host, Colin Cowherd of ESPN radio made a great point Monday on his show. A big reason Tiger dominates is because of his superior physical conditioning. He deemed the PGA tour as "Tiger vs. a bunch of lumpy country clubbers." I debated this topic with my buddy Mister Nascar and he argued that the physical conditioning of a golfer plays no factor in how well he plays. I disagree 100%. If you think a fat, puffy guy like Mickelson is better suited to hit a big shot on the 16th hole of a final round after walking through the heat for 3 and 3/4's of a tournament as opposed to a physical specimen like Tiger, than you need to get your head checked. How does it not play a factor? If Lefty would just hire a trainer and work his ass off for an entire offseason, he might be a worthy combatant for Tiger and we might have some real entertainment on our hands next April at Augusta.


Summerslam - To cap off my weekend, I dropped by the home of my buddy Sammy (aka, Tagament, Latino Heat) to watch WWE's Summerslam on PPV with him and Big Daddy Chad. The card was pretty uneventful until the 40-something Cactus Jack battled the 50-something Ric Flair in an "I Quit" match. I cannot overstate how much this match made the trip worthwhile. I haven't seen that much blood since the hey day of the Ric Flair/Dusty Rhodes feud of the mid to late 1980's. To my amazement, all the old standby's of the ECW were in play, including a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat, folding tables and chairs, and thumb tacks. In case anyone is interested, Flair pulled out the win. (By the way, if I was in my mid-50's and had to roll myself through a batch of thumb tacks to make a living, I'd demand someone to please put me out of my misery.)

Matt Kenseth wins the GFS Marketplace 400 - It's never a bad day when your favorite driver wins a race when you picked him to win in your fantasy Nascar pool. (By the way, I've now mentioned the PGA, the WWE and Nascar in consecutive topics. To say I have very diverse interests would be the understatement of the year.)

Finally, I want to send my deepest condolences to my very good buddy Vinny and his entire family on the passing of his father, Ray, who died Friday morning after a long, gallant fight against Cancer. Mr. C was a great father and grandfather, he will be missed greatly by all those who had the privilege of knowing him.

I don't want to get all political on you guys, but I implore all of you to please contribute to Cancer related charities. We've all lost too many good people to this horrible disease.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Jaws: The New Coatesy



Ron Jaworski must be stopped before he hurts someone. Normally, I love Jaws’ insightful commentary on Monday Night Primetime and Edge NFL Matchup, but his analysis of the Birds this preseason has gone way overboard.

During yesterday’s Daily News Live, Jaws laid the following comments on Michael Barkann and his crew:

1. Not only is Hank Baskett the biggest story in the Eagles’ camp, but he’s the BIGGEST preseason story in the entire NFL.

2. Had Correll Buckhalter not been so injury prone, the Eagles would have won two Super Bowls.
These comments were followed up on last night’s Eagles/Ravens telecast with “BUCK IS BACK!!!” right after Buckhalter’s 48 yard catch and run during the first quarter of last night’s game. Nano seconds before Jaws’ excited utterance, I predicted to my buddy, Mister Nascar, that he would say the exact same thing as we watched the 10th replay of the cleverly designed shuttle pass. Unfortunately, not only is the commentary from “new Jaws” ridiculous, but also predictable.

I can only come up with one plausible explanation for the change in Jaws. He must be hanging out too much with Stephen A. Smith and Michael Irvin at the ESPN studios.

Even if that’s the case, I’m going to give Jaws a pass and wait to see a couple of episodes of Edge Matchup. However, if breaks out Stephen A’s “and whatnot” just one time, I’m done with him.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

An Evening At The Ball Park


When my neighbor Andy asked me if I was free to go to tonight's Phils/Mets game earlier in the week, I was a bit apprehensive. I thought the season was definitely over after the pitching staff imploded in the final two games against the Reds. However, after watching the Phils take the Mets to the woodshed twice to start their four game series, I figured I'd get behind the Phightin's one last time and told him I'd take the ticket. As I’m sure you can expect, I was not disappointed.

My evening started with a quick trip down the Broad St. Line to the Park. Thereafter, I walked into McFadden's to meet up with Andy and quickly noticed that the “A Team” of Beer Tub Girls was on duty. Apparently, when the Mets come to town, McFaddens brings out the "Big Guns". Since I had some time to kill while my neighbor traversed a sea of traffic, I was happy to have such talented array of scenery to enjoy. The only down side to my stay was that the place was over run by a large contingent of Mets fans who came in two categories, those who look like Turtle from Entourage and those that more resemble Dom, that huge meathead who was run off the show after 3 episodes.

During this time, I also find out that my buddy George is at this game - in the same section no less, which is downright spooky because this is about the 10th baseball or hockey game over the last two years that we both have attended by coincidence. Either George is stalking me and has tapped my credit card account to determine when I will be attending games, or we just go to way too many games. It's probably the latter, but we still got a good laugh out of it.

Finally, Andy gets to McFaddens about 10 mins before first pitch and we grab a beer and rush to our seats. As we get to our 2nd row, right field seats, I start to feel depressed because I realize that I have lost out on the opportunity to rag former Phil, Bobby Abreu for nine innings, but I quickly get over it when I realize that the Mets fans sitting near us at the moment appeared harmless.

Then, I hear Andy say, "Holy Sh*t!" I look to my right and see a dude coming down our row, who is Andy Reid fat with a huge bullseye painted on his belly with "Hit It Here" painted on his chest. I quickly pray that he is not sitting right next to me (which is quite similar to the "please don't let the family of four sit next to me" prayer I go through when boarding a plane.) Thankfully, he climbs over my row and sits behind me. He was the comedic relief for the evening, especially when he broke his seat by doing nothing more than sitting there.

Eventually, a group of Mets fans sitting next to us got into some ribbing with us Phils fans. I have to admit, it wasn't your typical nasty back and forth with these Mets fans. I guess the tension is removed when one team is 13 games up on the other. Things were going fine in my section until one guy made a comment along the lines of "The Phils stink and The Eagles will be even worse without T.O." That didn't go over very well with the locals. Even the Mets fan sitting next to me conceded that bringing up T.O. was a "Low Blow". Things got a little heated, but eventually calmed down.

Wait...there was a game played. Lieber and Glavine were in control most of the night and worked very quickly as the game finished in 2 hours and 3 minutes. I haven't been to a game played that fast since Lefty faced off against Jerry Reuss of the Dodgers in the early 80's. Lieber, quite possibly, pitched his best game as a Phil and led the squad to a 3-0 victory with the help of a 3 for 3 performance by Chris Coste, which included a two run homer.

Clearly, it is not a coincidence that this team is playing better since Bell and Abreu were traded and Burrell's role was minimized to give Delucci and Victorino more playing time. In fact, the team is 10-5 and still within striking distance of the Wild Card leading Reds. I don't want to be greedy, but it would be awfully nice to see the Phils get the sweep, but I can't possibly be lucky enough to catch two wins in two days, can I??? I'm not real confident with Mathieson on the mound tomorrow, but you never know.

By the way, one of the Mets fans told me that there is a 200+ member contingent of the NYFD making the trip down the NJ Turnpike to watch the game. In the understatement of the year, this could make for an interesting BPS to finish the series.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Conlin Being Conlin



Once again, the Fat Man from Washington Township of Daily News and ESPN’s Sports Reporters fame shows why he is a Philadelphia Legend with his column today about the need to get some right handed pop in the lineup to protect Ryan Howard. Although Conlin is getting up there in age and not at the ballpark covering the Phils on a day to day basis, he continues to show that he still has his fastball with nuggets like this:
The lack of a consistent righty power bat behind him creates a huge dilemma for [Ryan] Howard, who took the Golden Sombrero on Monday night - four impatient strikeouts after a first-inning single. He needs a productive longballer with the promise Burrell exuded when the Phillies made him the first selection in the 1998 amateur draft. Pat was supposed to ease the acid reflux of the J.D. Drew fiasco the year before, but things just haven't worked out for the Midnight Mayor of Center City.
Conlin summed up my frustration with Burrell's play and lifestyle in one simple paragraph. I guess that's why he is in the Philly Sports Writer's Hall of Fame (if there is such a thing) and guy's like me are yammering away on a stupid blog.

Cinderella Man, The Sequel


My buddy George has been begging for my take on the Chris Coste story. He keeps telling me that Coste is the feel good story of the decade and makes Hank Baskett look like a bonus baby pampered athlete in comparison. I think most people know the basics of the Chris Coste story. He’s a 33 year old rookie catcher who has risen from obscurity to become a decent option behind the plate for the resurgent Phightin’ Phils. Well, before I could get around to posting a blog entry on Coste, I came across this article in the New York Times and my plans went up in smoke. Sorry George, but I can’t compete with this article and the Big Boys from the NYT. So here it is the article I promised you on Chris Coste:
Chris Coste’s second book was done. On a disc, edited, designed and ready to be published — if only he had the money to print it.
At 31, with a wife and a daughter back in Fargo, N.D., living for the eighth consecutive year on a minor-league salary, Coste did not have an extra $10,000 floating around. And besides, he was still holding out to write a different ending.
Really, only one would suffice.
In October, Coste (pronounced coast) will sit down at his laptop and leaf through eight months’ worth of notes written on a steno pad and collect his thoughts.
Then he will try to explain how someone who never earned a varsity letter in high school, who attended a Division III college, who went undrafted and who spent enough time toiling in the International League to discover the best Mexican restaurant in Durham, N.C., reached baseball nirvana at 33.
“I’m not worried,” the 6-foot-1, 200-pound Coste said. “It’s not like I have any shortage of material.”
On May 21 the Philadelphia Phillies promoted Coste, a catcher, from their Triple-A affiliate in Scranton/Wilkes-Barre, Pa., because the reserve infielder Alex Gonzalez had retired without warning.
For someone who routinely dreamt that he was working out with Jim Thome in the Phillies’ weight room only to wake up in Charlotte, N.C., — or Buffalo, or Indianapolis — the circumstances hardly mattered.
After an inauspicious beginning — he went hitless in his first 13 at-bats — Coste has worked his way into regular playing time, batting .340 with four home runs and 20 runs batted in, and turning his hometown, Fargo, and its sister city, Moorhead, Minn., from Twins country into a stronghold of Phillies fans. Local newscasts include nightly updates of the native son — even if he does not play.
“He’s been all that everyone’s talking about around here,” Bucky Burgau, Coste’s coach at Concordia College in Moorhead, said in a telephone interview. “You can’t walk three feet without hearing Chris’ name.”
Last month in San Diego, a former junior college teammate who works for the Padres sought out Coste to tell him about the dozens of people who scan the box scores daily for his name.
Cleveland manager Eric Wedge, who managed Coste for three years in the Indians’ farm system, receives regular updates of his former pupil’s progress from a coach.
Yankees catcher Sal Fasano, who lost his backup job with the Phillies because of Coste’s emergence, cried when Coste was promoted. “If I was going to lose a job to someone, I’m glad that it was to Chris,” Fasano said. “He paid his dues, and he deserved it.”
Coste grew up an only child, the son of a single mother living in government housing. Many of his friends, he said, fell into trouble and went to prison.
But Coste never let himself stray from a life devoted to baseball. Every Tuesday and Thursday, his grandfather, Bob, took a 5-year-old Coste to his softball games, forging a passion for baseball.
The harsh winters in North Dakota made it difficult for high schools to play a full schedule, so Coste played American Legion baseball in the summer, and after a miserable season at an Illinois junior college, returned home to his high school sweetheart, Marcia, and attend Concordia.
“If you closed your eyes while you walked by the batting cages, you could tell when Chris Coste was hitting,” Burgau said.
But scouts were not attracted to a youngster with no position, and Coste put his professional hopes into the independent Northern League, which in 1996 fielded an expansion franchise in Fargo-Moorhead.
Coste, fresh out of Concordia, was attractive to the new franchise. The Redhawks were so desperate for a backup catcher and a second baseman, Coste said jokingly, that they signed someone who rarely played second and had never caught.
Coste borrowed a worn mitt, and after the regular catcher signed a minor-league deal with the Montreal Expos, was given $140 to buy a few new ones at a local sporting goods store.
“He’s the only guy I know if you told him to climb Mount Everest, he’d give it a go,” Redhawks manager Doug Simunic said in a telephone interview.
To augment his $900 monthly salary, Coste worked in the team’s sales and merchandise department, designing T-shirts, holding dizzy-bat races and selling advertising space on the stadium’s outfield fences.
For a few months he considered writing a behind-the-scenes account of life in the minor leagues, and while sitting in on a front-office meeting, he found his title. Manager Doug Simunic was probing Coste for the whereabouts of a teammate, and Coste told him, “Hey I’m just the catcher.”
He published 2,000 copies of the 228-page book (which also contains photographs of his wedding held at home plate of Fargo’s stadium) and vowed to write another book later.
Coste spent three more seasons tearing up the Northern League and then latched on to the Indians’ organization for three seasons. In 2002, at Triple-A Buffalo, he was hitting well above .300 in mid-August, shortly before the major-league rosters could expand on Sept. 1, but he was not called up.
“If I never made it, so what?” Coste said. “I’m not going to be on my deathbed regretting my whole baseball career. People ask me this, and I can honestly say that I never thought of a time when I’d quit. Never. Anyone who knows me well enough knows that they’d have to rip the uniform off my back to get me to stop playing.”
Which helps to explain why Coste has spent the last three Christmases in Obregon, Mexico, playing winter ball. While Marcia and their daughter, Casey, were back in Fargo, Coste and a few teammates usually splurged for dinner at Morton’s Steakhouse and then gathered around a tree purchased at the local Wal-Mart.
Coste signed with the Phillies as a minor-league free agent in October 2004, thrived last season at Scranton, and in spring training, got a chance to shine after Ryan Howard fell ill 10 minutes before an intrasquad game.
Coste went 4 for 5, then started playing nearly every day to fill the void created by the World Baseball Classic, batting .463. And then the Phillies acquired David Dellucci on the eve of opening day.
Coste promised not to feel sorry for himself, but he struggled miserably his first month at Scranton. In May, however, his daughter came bearing a gift: a green Care Bear with a four-leaf clover on its belly, and Coste’s luck turned.
He hit homers in consecutive games, and the next morning, he received the call from Scranton/Wilkes-Barre manager John Russell, ready to fill in the final chapter of his second book, “RollerCoster: A Ride Through the Minor Leagues.”
“I’ll never say that I appreciate this more than anyone else,” Coste said. “But I appreciate this as much as any baseball player ever could.”

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

A Sighting!!!


When my evening commute home was unceremoniously interrupted by a service suspension due to a fire at the City Hall Camden PATCO stop, I decided to walk down to the Gallery to kill some time before the Philly Sports Wife could come pick me up. After walking around a bit, I stopped into a Modell's to pick up a Live Strong bracelet. While standing in the check out line, I noticed a tall athletic black dude standing in front of me buying a couple of ankle braces of some sort. I then got a closer look at the guy and thought...hmm....could that be Philly Native and current LA Clipper, Cuttino Mobley???

Then a store clerk went up to the guy, asked for an autograph and confirmed that it was indeed the NBA journeyman guard. (Speaking of which, when the hell did he get traded to the Clippers??? I really don't follow the NBA that much anymore, I suppose.) I then sort of stalked the guy through the mall and down to 8th and Market to wait for my wife to pick me up. At that point, I realized I must be a deranged sports fan because I was the only other person besides the store clerk and a few baby's mommas to notice the guy.

After witnessing Mobley's appearance in this Modell's, I'm pretty much dumbfounded and left with several questions:

1. Is this the first multimillionaire in recent history to risk shopping in the Gallery? If not, then he's certainly the only guy ever to have his home showcased on MTV's Cribs and eventually set foot in the Gallery.
2. Shouldn't he be back in So Cal getting ready for the season?
3. Who would leave So Cal to come to Philly for the month of August???
4. Does a guy with that type of coin carry a piece out of fear of being jacked by one of the locals who may notice him? (Christ, I was afraid to use the public john for the fear of being jacked and I make 1/100 of what he makes a year.)
5. Doesn't he have a posse member (ie., his version of Turtle) to pick up ankle braces?
6. How much in child support does he have pay to the baby's momma for the child that he was hanging with?
7. Where in our fair city would he park his tricked out luxury S.U.V.?

I could go on forever with questions like these, but I'll stop here. I think this sighting ranks pretty low on the excitement scale as even my brother in law didn't raise an eyebrow when I sent him a text announcing my sighting. For some reason, I just thought it was pretty freakin' interesting to run into a 8 year NBA veteran with more money than God, shopping in the Modell's at the Gallery.

B West Has Bad Feet


As my man Mister Nascar always says, "I don't mean to be wise, but I told you so". I warned everyone that they should be concerned about B West's alleged "foot sprain", suffered only 9 plays into the preseason. This injury was originally a "foot sprain" and is now considered a "stretched ligament". Would anyone be shocked if Big Red starts his next press conference by clearing his throat and saying "Injuries....Brian Westbrook has a Lis Franc sprain which will require surgery and put him on the shelf for two months"?

I don't want to go all Chicken Little on you guys, but If B West can't withstand the pounding so early in the season, then we could be looking at an awful ugly offensive performance from our beloved Iggles. Seriously, who replaces what B West provides this offense? The wide receivers are a work in progress at best. Everyone is hoping for the best from Reggie Brown, Hank Baskett and Co., but fearing the worst out of guys like Pinky and Greg Lewis. The only other running back of note on the roster is Ryan Moats who proved last season to be a home run threat while carrying the ball, but didn't add much at all in the passing game. The tight ends are serviceable, but certainly can't be relied upon to carry an offense like Antonio Gates.


In any event, the Birds desperately need Westbrook back on the field if they want their offense to have any success this year. Maybe the Birds should turn to someone like an Asian Foot Accupuncturist/Masseuse to work B West's dogs. They could have his fellow follow around Westbrook 24/7 to ensure that these nagging feet injuries heal. Although, once his foot is healed, who's to say our brittle little running back won't be nicked up again. Westbrook's injury history tells us that he's at least going to miss two games this year due to various bumps and bruises.

If I can see and predict his injuries, then why the hell can't Banner, Reid & Co. I'm so glad they ignored the running back position through free agency and the draft. You need to go out and trade for a guy like Travis Henry. At the very least, the guy is fresh after being ignored in Tennessee the last two years.

Sorry guys, but the old refrain of , "I think we'll be ok there" doesn't work anymore. If we have to go through another season of Reno Mahe and a broken down Correll Buckhalter at tailback, the locals will be pretty freakin' far from OK.

The Philadelphia Sybils


I truly don't understand this team. They started the year cold as ice. Then they go on an absolute horrid tear through the month of May to put them in contention for the division lead and get the locals all fired up for the summer ahead. Then the team wilts in the summer heat while getting zero pitching and in the process falls 10+ games behind the Mets through the next two months. Then to everyone's surprise, after getting rid of a couple of underachieving veterans at the trade deadline, a young scrappy bunch of Phils start to play well enough to get themselves on the outskirts of the Wild Card chase. I truly don't know what to think.

What are we to do??? Do we latch onto these guys and hope they make a final run for the post season or do we skip the rest of the baseball season knowing the inevitable fate of this squad and wait for pitchers and catchers to report next winter? Normally, I'd say the latter, but I really like how this team is playing now that the morose group of Abreu, Bell, Lieby and Burrells of the team are being phased out by hungry, competitive guys like Utley, Howard, Hamels, J Roll and Delucci.

As I write this post, the Phils are again pounding the Mets for a second straight night. The only thing that can derail this express ride towards the front of the wild card standings is an appearance by yours truly at CBP. Well, I hate to ruin the fun, but I'll be at the park the next two nights to watch our beloved Phils take on the Mets and their scumbag fans behind the pitching of studs such as Lieber and Mathieson.

Something tells me the last two nights will be tough to replicate with these two pitching. But all is not lost. At least on Thursday, I'll be in the Hall of Fame Club hidden away from the New Yawkahs and enjoying the last BPS of the year. Nothing is better than a cold beer on a warm day, while playing hookey from work....(don't worry fellow employees, I did take a half vacation day. I don't want anyone reporting me to human resources!)

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Weekend Wrap Up


I know...I know...it really ain't the weekend anymore, but here's my wrap up anyhow.

Phils Lose 2 out of 3 to the Reds - I know I wasn't the only one that got sucked back, ala Michael Corleone in Godfather III, and started following the Phils' chase for a Wild Card spot. I stayed up for most of Friday night's marathon before falling asleep and missing Phillies' Legend, Aaron Rowand's walk off base hit. (My wife stayed up for the end and took particular delight in the fact that Rowand won the game after I ripped him after every at bat from the 7th inning on.) It sure looks like the Saturday and Sunday losses finished the Phils off for good. The back to back to back home runs off Myers prompted a "jeez, these guys are hitting the ball harder than Myers hit his wife". (I know that joke is in poor taste, but I got a perverse laugh out of it at the time.) Lidle and all the relievers we traded away would have looked awfully good this weekend, huh? Anyhow, I'm sure now that I've written them off again, the Phils will make another minor run for the postseason only to flame out again.

Talladega Nights, The Ballad of Ricky Bobby - I give this movie two thumbs up...way UP! I thought the movie was hysterical, especially the montage in the first hour where they show Ricky Bobby's rise to prominence as a Nascar legend. The pep talk given by the red head from Wedding Crashers was pretty funny as well. Fun was had by all, but make sure to stick around to the very end for the outtakes. They were pretty good also. In case anyone was wondering, I wanted to inform everyone that I did check with Nascar and was able to confirm that John C. Reilly does indeed have a contract with Nascar which states that no movie can be made about the sport of stock car racing without him being cast in a prominent role.

Pine Hill Tavern - On Saturday evening, my inquisitive neighbors and I took a trip over to our local watering hole, the Pine Hill Tavern, to see what the joint was all about. I'm happy to report that we had a great time, but I'm not entirely sure if we fit in with the rest of the locals. It had a distinct "Tell 'em Large Marge sent You!" type of vibe. However, the place had fantastic wings, a friendly owner/bartender, a midget sitting at the bar, a pool table, a well stocked juke box, and a couple of lesbians in their early 20's who were quite touchy feely. Overall, a good time was had by all and my buddies and I didn't get shanked or shot. A return visit may be in order.

Eagles' Roster Questions - The more and more I read about the Birds, it sure looks like Jabar Gaffney and Mark Simoneau may be on the unemployment line come the beginning of September. I would like to see Gaffney stick around, but if there is a God in Heaven, the underachieving Simoneau will be let go and I never have to watch another running back take him for a ride. Plus, for a team that loves to laud themselves as excellent drafters, it appears that recent draft picks like Ware, Young, Tapeh and Clarke will be gone.

Sami may play defense - I've seen a couple interviews with Hitch this week and it sure looks like Kapanen is going to be used on defense this season. If he isn't taking a regular shift on D, Hitch says that he will certainly be a quarter back on the power play. Sami is the consumate team guy. I think this will be a good move for him as he's lost some of his scoring touch, but he can still skate like the wind. Plus, in today's NHL, there is more of an emphasis on skating than physicality, so this move has a chance to work. Overall, I like this attempt by a normally staid organization to be a bit creative and maximize the strenghts of their personnel.

Eskin reports the Sixers could have traded C Webb to Isiah and the Knicks for Mo Taylor and Q Richardson - I just have one question...How did this trade not happen??? Do we have the only GM in the NBA that can't rip off Isiah? I'm glad the Sixers' season ended before it began.

Entourage - Series creator, Doug Ellin mailed this one in. During the scene where Saigon's new manager hung Drama over the balcony railing, a disclaimer should have been run which stated, "Please be advised that this scene was lifted verbatim from the Vanilla Ice's episode of Behind the Music". In any event, HBO should have named this episode "Time Filler" because that's all it was. I suppose the next two weeks will involve the deal which brings the Ramones movie to the big screen...greatttt......A very uneven season, to say the least.

Friday, August 11, 2006

The Legend Begins....


I never thought a single reception in a preseason game could cause such a stir amongts the populace, but Hank Baskett's 33 yard First Quarter reception in last night's preseason game has further increased the "buzz" around the rookie free agent wide receiver from New Mexico. I have to admit, I'm one decent game from jumping on this guy's bandwagon with everyone else in the Delaware Valley.

As we are all painfully aware, the Birds' fan base, and probably the team itself, desperately wants a receiver to step up and be "The Man". Well, Baskett might not be #1 wide receiver in this league, but he appears to be the type of guy you can win with. So far, it doesn't appear as though he has the speed to get as much separation from DB's as you would like, but he has the size and leaping ability to get open and be a perfect #2 in this league. He also appears to have already developed a rapore with McNabb, which certainly does not hurt his chances of getting on the field.

I still want to get to the bottom of why this guy wasn't drafted. There must have been a C-O-N spiracy going on because this guy sure looks more advanced than a majority of receivers I've seen this team draft in the last decade. (Do the names Billy McMullen, Na Brown, and Gari Scott ring a bell?)

As my main man Johnny Gold pointed out, I wouldn't be shocked if some knucklehead in my fantasy league (likely the Captain) picks him in the 4th round of our draft.

Again, I realize that this guy could be a mirage. His lack of speed could be exploited once the regular season starts and teams begin to game plan against our offense. However, I'm going to go on record and say that this guy will be an integral part on this team's offense. Who knows, he might even make the All-Rookie team.

I better watch it. I'm starting to sound positive. If I keep this nonsense up, someone may revoke my title of "Philly Sports Phan".

Thursday, August 10, 2006

My New Favorite Red Headed Latino


For the first time since Jim McMahon backed up Randall Cunningham in 1990 and 1991, the Birds have a real life, legitimate, NFL back up quarterback. Frankly, I'm thrilled. Jeff Garcia showed a whole lot of life tonight against the Browns while throwing for 125 yards and one touchdown on 8 for 11 passing. He showed more tonight than my fellow Rutgers alum, Mike McMahon, showed in seven starts at the end of last season, and more than Koy Detmer did since his one shining moment as a starter in a Monday Night game against the 49ers back in 2002. Don't get me wrong, this team is going no where fast without D-Mac, but if he misses a quarter or two, we have a reasonable facsimile of a NFL quarterback to put in the game.

The fact that the guy can play is is reason alone to be happy to have Garcia in town. However, once you factor in his girlfriend, former Playboy Playmate of the year - Carmella DeCesare, I'm absolutely ecstatic to have him here in town. (For the viewing pleasure of my man "The Shoe", please see the following. Of course, you can find much more interesting pictures of Ms. DeCesare by googling her.)

Here We Go Again....


Jeez, that sure didn't take long. B West is hurt again. As I said in my Weekend Wrap Up post, I always hold my breath whenever the fragile little back from that pretentious school on the Main Line gets the ball. After only 7 touches on the opening drive of Monday's preseason opener, Westbrook is already nicked up and due not to play in tonight's game against the Browns.

Right now, the Birds say it is only a sprain in the foot which was not operated on last season, but this is not the start this team was hoping for. Without a top flight wide receiver, B West is being counted upon to be the Birds' major offensive weapon. However, if his prior injury history is any indication, this could be a long season, folks. Buckle up.

Although, I'm sure Reid's back up plan of Reno Mahe and Correll Buckhalter will work out for us just fine. (If you can't tell, I'm already not a happy camper.)

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Rico Hangs 'Em Up


This is truly a sad day in Flyers history. Eric Desjardins, a former Captain and the second all time best defenseman in franchise history behind Mark Howe, has decided to call it quits and retire.

Along with John LeClair, Desjardins was part of the famed 1995 post lockout Mark Recchi trade, which will go down as one of the best trades in Philly history. After nine years of prolonged greatness, injuries unfortunately took their toll on Rico causing him to become a shell of his former self and an object of fan consternation last season. However, during his Flyers "hay day" from 1995 to 2003, Desjardins was always a top 10 NHL defenseman and no one made me feel more at ease when he was on the ice.

Rico was a calming influence on the entire team when he was on the ice. He excelled in the offensive and defensive zones, and was a staple on the first unit power play and penalty killing groups. To fully explain his greatness, all one has to do is recall how he carried his parnter, Chris Therien, who everyone will agree was a complete stiff, and made him look like an above average NHL defenseman from 1995 to 2002. I will also remember how he came back from a partially torn ACL to play in the 1999 playoffs. He wasn't the most physical guy in the world, but he was tough as nails and always led the team in ice time.

Good luck in life, Rico. This Flyer fan truly appreciate all you did for the Orange and Black.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Philly's Own Dynamic Duo


After reading Marcus Hayes’ article in yesterday’s Daily News about Chase Utley and Ryan Howard, it got me wondering whether this city has ever had a duo of this magnitude. I know, I know...I hear you all...these guys have only played 160+ games together. However, it cannot be denied that in their short time together Utley and Howard have been, by far, the best Phils' pairing since Schmidt and Luzinski. They carried last year's team through the Wild Card chase and are doing their darndest this season despite a front office that has tried their best to throw in the towel and hold a two month audition for 2007. The more I think about it, is there any Philly combination that will compare to these guys if they stay at the same pace for the next five years? I think not.

Sure, the Sixers had Doc and Moses for their magnificent ’83 title run, but they only played together for two seasons. The Birds had Reggie White and Jerome Brown on those outstanding Gang Green defenses in the late 80’s and early 90’s, but there were so many more components to that team which made that defense so great. In fact, that defense is likely the best unit of players ever seen in this city. When you throw in Clyde Simmons, Seth Joyner, Eric Allen, Wes Hopkins, Willie T, Dirty Waters and B&E, I can’t think of another group that even comes close to the dominance they showed. (I suppose that is another topic for another day.)

The duo which seems to most rival Chase and Howard is Eric Lindros and John LeClair from the Flyers teams of the mid to late 90’s. After Clarkie traded Mark Recchi for LeClair, Eric Desjardins and Gilbert Dionne, Lindros and LeClair took off as linemates making up 2/3 of the infamous Legion of Doom line. These two played a total of 801 regular season games together between 1995 and 2000 scoring a combined 465 goals, 519 assists and 984 points. They also led the Orange and Black to the Stanley Cup finals in 1997.


However, when all is said and done, I don’t think it is a stretch to believe that Utley and Howard will far surpass the Lindros and LeClair dominance for that time period. Plus, as we all saw after Lindros and Clarkie started their Cold War in 2001, LeClair was totally dependent on Lindros and was never as dominant after he left. Clearly, Utley and Howard are not as parasitic and would stand alone as stars without each other.

Let's not kid ourselves though. As great as Chase and Howard can potentially be, there was one duo that could have been greater. T.O. and D-Mac had the potential to absolutely own this city for the rest of their lives, but as we all know, those two let petty jealousy destroy a partnership which could have led to multiple Super Bowls and unsurpassed adulation. Let’s just hope that Howard and Utley are a little more mature and don’t let something similar derail our viewing enjoyment of watching those two progress together towards a title.

Of course projecting future greatness for these two and comparing them to past greats is all well and fine, but dont' forget...we are at the mercy of Phils' ownership. They have to do their best to surround these two with the kind of talent neccessary for these to be happy with the long term competitive nature of the franchise. If history tells us anything, we should not get too comfy with these studs holding down the right side of the Phils' infield forever. Although, you never know, our luck has to change, right? Right?

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Weekend Wrap Up


E-A-G-L-E-S are back, and running the ball?!? - The offensive line and Westbrook looked to be clicking pretty well. I love the fact that Reid's running the ball, but am I the only one in the Delaware Valley that holds his breath every time I see Westbrook carry the ball in traffic? I would feel much better about this team if we had a sturdy back to compliment B West. Unfortunately, such an acquisition, or one for another wide receiver, doesn't appear to be in the cards. As always, the Birds are trying to prove everyone wrong again and they can win with guys like Greg Lewis, Pinky, Gaffney, Mahe and Tapeh.

In their short amount of playing time, the first team defensive line looked pretty decent as well. I can't wait to see Bunkley get out there and see what he adds to the rotation. Surprisingly, Matt McCoy looked much improved at weakside linebacker. I'd feel a whole lot better if Dhani never saw the field, but I guess we're kind of stuck with him this year.

Like many other Eagle fans, Reno Mahe is a complete mystery to me. I've never seen a less athletic looking guy make plays in the NFL. Finally, lets hope the Bruce Perry injury is not too serious. I really want to see this local kid do well.

The re-signing of B-Dawk was probably the best news of the night. He truly deserves to retire an Eagle.

By the way, nice new uni's , refs. Seriously, what in the world provoked that change? To me this change is totally pointless.

Utley's streak over - It's a shame that the streak had to end as it kept me semi-interested in the Phils over the last few weeks, but if the streak was still in tact it would have made my television viewing decisions on Sunday even more difficult. With the Birds pre-season opener and Entourage airing Sunday night, I already had enough to watch. If Chase was still chasing Joe D, I would have been a nervous mess wondering what I could possibly miss.

As an aside, I read that the Mets fans took a ton of satisfaction out of ending Utley's streak. Once again, New Yawkers show that they are as classless as we are, but for some reason they rarely get called out on the carpet for their behavior.

Bunkley Signs - As I told my buddies during Happy Hour at McGillin’s a couple weeks ago, I have a lot of theories. One of them is that if you do not look like a guy that I would be petrified to either be locked up with or have to ride the same PATCO train late at night, then I don’t want you playing on my team’s front seven. Take a look at this picture of Eagles’ first round pick Broderick Bunkley:



Enough said. This guy is flat out frightening to look at. He HAS to be a player. I really think he will add something to the defensive line this year. A defensive tackle rotation of Mike Patterson, Bunkley, Darwin Walker, and Sam Rayburn should be a huge improvement over the dreck that they threw out there last season.

Anyhow, to test my hypothesis further, take a look at this guy that starts at outside linebacker for the Birds:



He does not scare me in the least. He looks more like the kind of guy that is selling my sister in law illegal drugs in Key West, than a guy that should be starting for a NFL football team. Since we all know he can’t play, I think my theory holds some water.

Primeau still not ready - The Winner of the Master of the Obvious Award for the weekend goes to Ray Parillo of the Inquirer for reporting that Primeau is still suffering from concussion like symptoms and does not appear that he’ll be ready for the start of training camp. As I opined here some time ago, it is time for Primeau to stop holding this team hostage. It is now beyond ridiculous. The team is about three weeks from starting training camp and Primeau still can’t skate heavily. It’s time for him to call it career and save his dignity. Plus, it would really help the team to shed his salary so it can re-sign Gagne and give it trade flexibility to pick up another defenseman.

Handzus Traded - On Friday, the Flyers dealt Zoooooos and his hair to the Black Hawks for 26 goal scorer, Kyle Calder. I'm sure this will shock my boy George, but I love the trade. We got rid of a guy who was very solid in the "Old NHL", but looked horribly overmatched in the speed based "New NHL". Calder supposedly meshed well with Jeff Carter in last Spring's World Championships and can put the puck in the net. Plus, he has good speed, can pass the puck and can kill penalties. Those guys don't grow on trees, folks. Hopefully, his success will carry over now that Calder will be in Orange and Black and likely playing on a line with Carter and Umberger.

Lieber stinks, Burrell Gutless - I missed the game on Saturday since I was golfing up in the Land Of Cheese, but my buddy The Captain reports that Lieber blew the game by throwing a ball into right field and Burrell looked like a deer in the headlights during a crucial at bat in the 9th. Wasn't it only a year or two ago that Burrell owned the Mets? As the Captain told me, "it seems like Burrell hasn't been the same since we graduated High School back in the late 80's." That may be a humorous exaggeration, but I'll keep shouting it until the cows come home....Burrell needs to go.

Sixers for Sale - The report from last Sunday's Boston Globe seems to be picking up steam. One potential buyer that has surfaced this past week is former New Jersey political power broker, Charles Kushner. Not only did he attempt to buy the Nets in 2004, but he helped disgraced former New Jersey Governor, Jim McGreevey, rise to prominence. Plus, he is currently in the pokey serving an 18 month sentence for tax evasion. What a guy. Of course, this is who will buy the team and the Sixers will constantly be under the microscope to make sure they aren’t trying to circumvent the salary cap. On the bright side, if Kushner buys the team, he and AI can share stories about their time in the clink.

Entourage - Thankfully, a good friggin' episode. The angle with Johnny Drama and the Masseuse and E and Seth Green were flat out classic. The fight at the end was even better...Thank you, Doug Ellin. I was starting to think you were taking writing tips from David Chase.

The Land of Cheese - The Philly Sports Wife and I had a great time in the Land of Cheese (aka Wisconsin) with my good buddy Matt, his wife and their three children. My buddy lives in Wausau, WI which is not in the middle of the netherlands like I originally thought. His area reminded me of Gloucester County, NJ. The weather out there for this time of year was absolutely gorgeous, 80 degrees with sunny skies and low humidity. (I truly can’t stand the humidity around here during the month of August.) I played some golf with his work buddies and had some surprising success. Plus, the people out there were super nice, although there were an inordinate amount of cute blondes with horrible tattoos. Overall, it was a fun weekend.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Going to the Land of Cheese



Philly Sports Phan will be out of operation for a few days while I go visit a buddy who now lives in Wisconsin. Hopefully, nothing of consequence happens in town while I'm enjoying a slice of Muenster in 80 degree, humidity free weather while you guys are still sweating to death.

See you guys real soon.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Quote of the Day


From today's State of the Eagles' address from team owner, Jeffrey Lurie:

"As an owner, I'll admit to you that I'm a risk taker. I'll always try to be aggressive and take risks and be willing to make mistakes."

This statement remindes me of the scene in "Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery" when Austin tries to convince everyone how aggressive he is while playing Black Jack against Number 2. After Number 2 successfully wins a hand by taking a hit on 17 and then states to the dealer "I like to live dangerously", Austin attempts to show his bravado by taking a hit on 19 and says "I TOO like to live dangerously", but foolishly busts on his hand.



Anyhow, the point being, when you try to prove to everyone how aggressive and risk adverse you are, you are really telling everyone that you aren't all that much of a risk taker. A risk taker would have cut guys like Dhani Jones and Todd Pinkston when they proved that they couldn't play. A risk taker would trade for Jerry Porter even though he has a bit of a 'tude and hope that the organization learned how to better handle problem children after the T.O. mess. A risk taker would have signed a guy like Julian Peterson or LaVar Arrington to improve a weak area. A risk taker wouldn't save 20% of his cap every year saying it's a rainy day fund. A risk taker WOULD spend to the limit to give his team the best chance of winning.

As much as some other people in this city infuriate me when they get in front of the press, the Eagles constant self promotion always annoys me. I guess it goes back to the "Gold Standard" comment. Lurie needs to refrain from making statements like these until the Birds win a Super Bowl. After that happens, he can go around patting himself on the back where ever and whenever he prefers. He will have earned it. Until then, please shut the hell up.

Arthur Rhodes: Man of High Moral Fiber


I don't care that Arthur Rhodes can't get me out at this point in his career. It makes no difference to me because I could care less about his skills on the mound. I want him in the dug out to guide our group of pansies to a World Championship some day. Yes, I want him to be the new manager of the team or at least the Phillies new spokesman.

After Corey Lidle tried to apologize to Philly writers for ripping his old Phillie teammates in a press conference with the New York media, Arthur Rhodes - Man of High Moral Fiber, failed to budge from his stance that Lidle is a "scab". From Rhodes' most recent statements, it sounded like Corey was a real wuss. I'm glad he's gone. Future Manager Rhodes even added some new nuggets of information such as the following:

"He was on the Internet during a game. I told him he's got to be out there [in the dugout] for the first pitch and he got mad at me. I didn't have anything to say to him after that. He didn't want to win. He didn't want to go out there and root the team on. He's in the clubhouse doing something else. We've got a young pitching staff. He's got to be out there."
Ok, so the guy has a 5.67 ERA, which may grow by the time this article is finished, but he at least knows how to defend our Phillies. For that, I commend him. He showed better verbal presentation skills in two days than Cholly and Gillick have all year. Something tells me the press should have gone to good ol' Arthur up in Boston after the Myers Fiasco. I'm pretty he would have given us a company line we all wanted to hear.

Chase BONED! (Wait, it's now a hit....)



Chase was flat out screwed in St. Louis. That was a hit!!! How can they bone the poor guy out of a base hit to extend the streak??!??!

Wait...they just changed it. (If you haven't guessed, I'm watching this in real time.) The official scorer in St. Louis RULES! This is the first base hit I can remember ever seeing that failed to score a runner from third.

His stupid streak is the only reason I'm watching these bums. Although, they are sure scoring some runs now that they've removed Abreu and Bell from the lineup. I can get used to this.

This just in...Madson still blows. I'd love to know what's going on with him this season. He's totally lost his mojo.

[UPDATE: I guess it really doesn't matter now. He just got a legit hit in the 9th. Oh well, I was fired up at the time.]

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

The Real Reason We Traded Padilla For Nada


As my buddy the Captain and I have figured for years, former Phil Vincente Padilla is a drunk. However, until now, we never had any hard evidence. Well, here you go, it looks like Padilla had a hard night after a few too many cervezas and shots of tequila:

Rangers pitcher Vicente Padilla was arrested on suspicion of driving while intoxicated nearly a month ago, Dallas County court records indicate.

Rangers general manager Jon Daniels acknowledged that he was made aware of the arrest, which took place July 7, three days before the start of the All-Star break.
"We weren't informed of it until this evening but are actively looking into it now," Daniels said. "The Rangers absolutely do not condone drinking and driving and take the issue very seriously. I'm working to understand the facts and can't address the situation appropriately until then."

Padilla does not speak with the media. Padilla's attorney, Ron Conover, declined to comment on specific details surrounding the arrest. Conover did, however, say Padilla had a blood alcohol content less than the Texas legal limit of .08.

"He was under the legal limit for the state," Conover said. "He was not intoxicated at any time while operating a motor vehicle."

The next step would be a hearing date, but that date had not been set, Conover said.
Padilla, who is scheduled to pitch for the Rangers on Wednesday, had made his last start before the All-Star break on July 5 when he beat Toronto. He did not pitch again until July 13 at Baltimore. He spent the All-Star break in Nicaragua attending to a home that is under construction.

I now feel much better about trading a current 10 game winner (which would lead the Phils' staff) for a guy who couldn't make the team out of training camp. (If you can't read the sarcasm in that statement, then I'm not sure if this blog is right for you.)

I Think We've Found Our New Manager


As I'm sure you've all seen, Arthur Rhodes had some pretty harsh comments in response to Cory Lidle's press conference in New York on Monday. Lidle claimed that "[o]ver the last few years, I haven’t had a clubhouse that expected to win with me. On days I was pitching, it was almost a coin flip as to whether the guys behind me were going to be there to play 100 percent." Over the last few years, the dogs that have occupied the Phils clubhouse likely would have stuck their heads in the sand and not responded.

However, disappointing setup man stepped up to the plate and ripped Lidle. I have to admit, I absolutely loved his response. Rhodes stated that Lidle does not "have a work ethic. After every start, he didn't run or lift weights. He would sit in the clubhouse and eat ice cream." He further stated "[w]hen he pitched, we busted our tails for him. When he started, he would go 51/3 innings and (the bullpen) would have to win the game for him. The only thing Cory Lidle wants to do is fly around in his airplane and gamble."

This is the kind of fire we need from our manager. Since Rhodes obviously can't pitch anymore, why don't we put Uncle Cholly out of his misery and bring in a prick like this guy who may be able to light a fire under the Phils. If he has anymore quotes like these in him, it should make for an interesting club house environment and must see t.v. post game press conferences.

I really could care less about whether he understands when to make a double switch or how to handle a pitching staff. Of course, I'm being a bit tongue in cheek, but a change in atmosphere may be what is needed down at the "Money Pit".

Quote of the Day


When asked about the assistance he has received from fellow linebackers Jeremiah Trotter and Mark Simoneau, Eagles' rookie linebacker Omar Gaither responded:

"I'm learning from two of the best in the NFL."


Of course, Trotter is one of the best middle linebackers in Eagles' history, but Simoneau??? This kid must be trying to kiss up to the veterans so he doesn't have to sing "Rocky Top Tennessee" as part of his rookie hazing. Simoneau is lucky to make this team in my opinion. He pretty much adds nothing to the team despite the Eagles' claims to the contrary. The best part of training camp so far has been the littany of funny quotes like this thus far.

Actually, it does sound like Gaither is having a good camp, but his size and speed tells me that he will likely top out as an Ike Reese like contributor on special teams.

In Case You Need A Good Laugh...


If you are down and need something to lighten the mood, check out the latest column by Eagles' propaganda spreader, Joseph Goebbels...er, I mean Dave Spadaro on PE.com. What is this guy smoking? This guy really is in denial. Once again, Dave shows why he is the Philadelphia version of the old Iraqi Minister of Information.

Judging by the latest media reports, I'm not getting the warm and fuzzies over this group of wide receivers. So, I'm not about to put any credence in this article. Anyhow, here's the column, enjoy:

Everybody watches and everybody has an opinion. The wide receivers are the object of so much attention, so much discussion.
Are they good enough? Can the Eagles win the Super Bowl with what they have? Will they look to add to the mix?

These are questions to which I do not have answers. Time comes into play here.

What I know is what I observe and, having seen this group since May, I have some thoughts of my own on the current state of the Eagles' wide receivers ...

First of all, there are no slouches in this group. There were times when, just for giggles, Donovan McNabb would wind up and chuck a fastball at an unsuspecting receiver and see if the youngster could get his hands up quickly enough to prevent a football from wedging into his facemask.

Reggie Brown is working on the little things that add up to big things on the field
This group has represented itself well. Top to bottom, it's a hard-working, professional group. So, kudos to the kids.

Along those same lines, it may be the most promising group I've seen in terms of the ceiling of some of the young players. Reggie Brown, Jason Avant and Hank Baskett are three kids who have a chance to play and play very, very well in this league.

Brown is the headline guy, of course. He missed a day with a hamstring tweak, but he was out there on Monday sizzling again. Brown has prepared himself superbly for the opportunity, and he is unfazed by the pressure that comes with being deemed the go-to receiver in the offense.

"I'm just out there trying to get better every day. I'm working on everything. I think I need to improve every phase of my game," he said. "I have all the confidence in myself. That's never been a problem. Even before last year, I knew what kind of player I could be.

"If you just go out there and work as hard as you can every day, good things are going to happen. I see the hard work paying off."

Baskett, the revelation of training camp in the first week, is a big, strong kid who has caught just about everything thrown his way in camp. He's quick in and out of his cuts and he uses his body very nicely.

I will be interested to see how Baskett reacts now that fans are actually coming out to see what he's all about. There are expectations now for Baskett, who is battling the inevitable rookie wall, the heat, and first-team cornerbacks who are savvy enough to take away his strengths.

Avant joined the party on Monday morning and he was tremendous. I saw him all through the spring and noticed how well he uses his body, how strong he is with his hands and ability to separate using his muscle. Avant is quick in and out of his cuts. He may not run a great 40-yard dash time, but he plays fast.

So it was great to see Avant on the field on Monday. He was immediately part of the offense and McNabb went to him with regularity. It's early on Avant, but the spring practices and Monday -- the times when he wasn't injured -- are really promising.

There are other kids who have caught my eye. Bill Sampy, J.J. Outlaw and Michael Gasperson have had their moments. Gasperson is more polished than the others, having been around for part of last season. I like Outlaw's toughness and his quickness, and we shall see in the preseason games how much he is able to step up and be physical against bigger cornerbacks. Sampy has a chance. He's a good player with good feet. I like the way he runs routes.

So, rounding it up, the future of the wide receivers is exciting. Brown can be a top-shelf receiver. It's hard not to be excited about Baskett and Avant, both from watching them play and from talking to those who really know.

The next question on the docket is this: Do the Eagles have enough among their veterans at this position? I think so, but there are some caveats.

Todd Pinkston has been on and off the practice field nursing his Achilles tendon injury and, well, the goal is to have him ready for September, not necessarily August. Is there concern? I don't know that. I know that it would be encouraging to see him on the field every day working out the soreness, and that every practice he misses increases the anxiety level of Eagles fans.

Jabar Gaffney has largely had a solid camp. I like the way he gets open. He has only missed a throw or two in this camp -- one on which he was wide open Monday morning on a crossing route -- and I think Gaffney's shiftiness is intriguing.

There is every reason to believe that Gaffney can be a first-down-maker in this offense. We'll know a little bit more in the next 10 days, after games against Oakland and Cleveland.

Greg Lewis, to me, is a fine fit as a reserve wide receiver. He's going to get open. He's going to get good matchups. He is going to move the chains. I like him where he is as a third or fourth receiver here.

WR Darnerien McCants has made plays, so is he ready for prime-time duty?
Darnerien McCants is an interesting guy to watch. He has made a bunch of plays in this camp -- including a 95-yard catch and run on Sunday -- and he has that big body and soft hands that make you think he can be big time.

So why isn't he big time?

I don't know.

I need to see McCants more in game situations when he goes against defensive backs who haven't seen him every day in pratice for the last three months.

Justin Jenkins has been as reliable as anybody, but he has to prove he can get to a top-end speed sufficient enough to play well in this league. Carl Ford makes me notice him almost every day. He has quickness and good hands and, well, a good preseason could vault his stok.

A couple of other kids -- Derrick Fenner and Jermaine Jamison -- are just too new to make much of a legitimate opinion on. Jeremy Bloom? He needs to get on the field.

The third question is this: Will the Eagles make a move to improve their wide receivers? That remains to be seen. I've heard all the rumors. I've listened to a thousand fans wonder what happens next.

My stance is that the Eagles will move forward with what they have. There is plenty to work with here. There are also some question marks, which is why everyone watches, sees, talks.

The wide receivers are a work in progress, no doubt about that. There are injuries and inexperience to work through. There is plenty of talent here -- I just think it's going to be so interesting in two years to see where Brown, Avant and Baskett rate --- to develop and grow.

But, hey, don't let me stop you from chattering. The focus is on the wide receivers, and a single preseason won't change that.