It's Funny 'Cause It's True

I love John Buccigross' weekly NHL column mainly for observations like this about the new NHL jerses which are absolutely horrible:

Every NHL player looks as if he is wearing a boy's medium T-shirt purchased at Express from the local mall instead of a NHL jersey. This is something one would expect a weightlifter from South Jersey to wear out to dinner with the Mrs. at Applebee's, not Andrew Cogliano at Joe Louis Arena.

I love how he takes a shot at South Jersey and our love for Applebees' restaurants. I think he might have dined at the one in Washington Township (aka South Philly South).