Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Nearly Bored to Tears

In case you guys can't tell, I'm totally underwhelmed by the Philly Sports Scene right now. I suppose there are some big issues going on (Will or Won't Forsberg be Traded, Big Red's Hiatus, Spring Training is Right Around the Corner, and The Sixers are blowing their shot in this Spring's Lottery), but nothing is really stoking the fire to start firing off post after post.

Apparently, I'm not the only one. The backpage cover story on the Daily News is of some dude that has dedicated his life to playing video games.

Although, I did get a laugh about FredEx trying out for the Toronto Argos and former 'Nova star guard Randy Foye and family getting in some trouble up in Minnesota.

I'll tell you what does have my attention though....The Anna Nicole Smith story. Sorry, I find this whole situation totally interesting. Yes, I guess it's kind of white trash, but I don't care. Every twist and turn seems to be pulled from Days of Our Lives. I don't know about you guys, but I'm totally rooting for Anna Nicole's baby to be the progeny of J. Howard Marshall. That would be too perfect. I also need more on how Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband managed to get involved here. Plus, the tearful interview by the supposed father of the baby, Howard K. Stern, was some of the worst acting I've ever seen. WWE wrestlers pull off better on a weekly basis. If you're interested, which likely most of you are not, I recommend following the story on WWTDD.com.

Ok...good night folks. Stay warm and stay safe commuting to work tomorrow.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

anna nicole smith???????
You really are a _ _ _! You fill in the blanks.

Philly Phan said...

There are no censors here, Gold...Feel free to call me what you will. Yes...Anna Nicole Smith...America loves Slutty, Train Wreck Chicks...Britney is not far behind

George said...

I had always wanted to see that porn movie that she made, but somewhere I heard that it was terrible and didn't even qualify as porn.

Anonymous said...

"bored to tears"?? I heard somewhere that you had a great time watching a certain sporting event on Sunday?

Philly Phan said...

Mr. Cascarino....That story will be told...what little I remember