Sunday, October 12, 2008

You Want War, You Got It


It took three games, but I finally developed a hatred for the Dodgers. Let me count the ways....


-I really detest their late arriving, latte drinking, half involved, blackberry reading, celebrity filled crowd. Fuck them and their palm trees, decent weather and great looking women.


-A really big eff you goes out to Hiroki Kuroda. I hope you feel "courageous" because you stood up to the big bad Phillies and threw at their smallest guy on the team. Although, not sure throwing at Shane was a good thing. Have you ever seen Hawaiians fight? Check this out. I think Shane would have done some damage.


-I sure hope this continues over to tomorrow. Joe Blanton is a big fat ass from down south who looks like he'd love to scrap.


-Manny is all bark and no bite. I would have loved to seen him mouth off like that if Ryan Howard was in his face. I'm also getting sick of how we're pitching this guy. We're treating him like he is Roy Hobbs while he was on that tear before he got shot by Kim Basinger's character in "The Natural".


-God forbid if we need Jamie Moyer again this series. He's done. A good deal of the Dodgers have seen him over in the AL. They aren't fooled by his trickeration.


Tomorrow night is the key. If Joe Blanton can pitch like he did against the Brewers and the Phils find away to beat D Lowe again, this series doesn't come back to Philly. However, beating Lowe again is easier said then done in L.A. Those HR's that did him in back in Game One, will be warning track fly outs in Chavez Ravine.


Overall, did anyone think this would be easy? This is Philly, remember?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Nope, never thought it would be easy, but hey, we got past a mediocre effort in game one, a (i will be nice, not so good pitching performance by Myers to win game two, and it took a meltdown from Moyer and no offense to lose game 3. All in all, they are winning games they typically would lose so weird thing is, I take this all as a positive :-)