Joni Pitkanen: (2006-07 Stats: 4 Goals, 35 Assists, -25) Joni is generally considered as taking a huge step back this year after showing big strides last season towards becoming a force as an offensive defensive. Plus, my buddy Bob pointed out that he is a dead ringer for Boomhauer from King of the Hill. (See above.)
Pat Burrell: (2006 Stats: .258 BA, 29 HR's, 95 RBI's) Don't let the home run and RBI totals fool you. Pat "Please Swing the Bat" is widely considered a a lost cause and The Master of the Ass Out, Backwards K.
Sammy Dalembert: (2006-07 Stats: 10.6 points, 9.1 Boards, and 2.1 Blocks Per Game) This kid might have the worst hands in the league. It is doubtful he'll ever become anything more than a defensive presence.
Broderick Bunkley: (2006 Stats: Six solo tackles and 3 assisted tackles) Ok, he was only a rookie last year, but the Birds desperately needed him to step up for a team that was getting bludgeoned by the run and his ample ass was stuck to the bench.
Ok, since I have no clue on how to add a poll to this blog, I ask that you post your votes in the comments section. Thanks!
2 comments:
Pitkanen. Him and that stupid short stick of his have got to go.
Another vote for Pitkanen here.
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