I don't know about you guys, but I'm sick and tired of Cowboys QB, Tony Romo and his so called Rags to Riches story. Sorry, I'm not buying it. I can't take any more of his "aw shucks" attitude and "cat that ate the canary" grin. His act seems smarmy and forced.
How on earth is one man fortunate enough to:
(1) be a a scratch golfers who fall a stroke short of qualifying for the U.S. Open;
(2) be linked romantically to a hot ass broad like Jessica Simpson; and
(3) be, last but not least, a Pro Bowl Quarterback after only 8 friggin' starts!
Plus, the one thing that really gets me pissed off is that all preseason Dallas fans were chanting up this unknown guy up like he was the next Tom Brady story just waiting for his chance to play and for Christ sakes, they were f'n right. He does appear to be a damn good QB. Why does such fortune always happen to the Cowboys???
When is Philly going to be lucky enough to unearth its next star sitting at the end of their bench? I'll answer my own question...It's never happening here in Philly. Things like that don't happen to us. They only happen in a city that allowed a President to be killed and gave us the single most famous cliff hanger in TV history.
In previous years, I could take solace in the fact that we had a stud defense who would put a foot in this pretty boy's ass and make him earn every yard, but we no longer have that kind of defense. Due to our lack of a pass rush, it could be an awfully frustrating Christmas evening against Romo and the rest of the Cowboys' offense. Although, if Santa could bring me just one gift, it would be for JJ to pull a coverage scheme out of his ass which confuses the hell out of Romo so that he throws a couple picks.
In any event, the Birds absolutely must save the world from Romo-mania! I don't think the World can take it anymore.
How on earth is one man fortunate enough to:
(1) be a a scratch golfers who fall a stroke short of qualifying for the U.S. Open;
(2) be linked romantically to a hot ass broad like Jessica Simpson; and
(3) be, last but not least, a Pro Bowl Quarterback after only 8 friggin' starts!
Plus, the one thing that really gets me pissed off is that all preseason Dallas fans were chanting up this unknown guy up like he was the next Tom Brady story just waiting for his chance to play and for Christ sakes, they were f'n right. He does appear to be a damn good QB. Why does such fortune always happen to the Cowboys???
When is Philly going to be lucky enough to unearth its next star sitting at the end of their bench? I'll answer my own question...It's never happening here in Philly. Things like that don't happen to us. They only happen in a city that allowed a President to be killed and gave us the single most famous cliff hanger in TV history.
In previous years, I could take solace in the fact that we had a stud defense who would put a foot in this pretty boy's ass and make him earn every yard, but we no longer have that kind of defense. Due to our lack of a pass rush, it could be an awfully frustrating Christmas evening against Romo and the rest of the Cowboys' offense. Although, if Santa could bring me just one gift, it would be for JJ to pull a coverage scheme out of his ass which confuses the hell out of Romo so that he throws a couple picks.
In any event, the Birds absolutely must save the world from Romo-mania! I don't think the World can take it anymore.
2 comments:
Agreed - with any luck somebody (anybody) will put a beat down on Tony Homo and bring a Christmas miracle to Philly.
Also, I refuse to wish people "Happy Holidays." The holiday is either Christmas or Hannukah. Happy whichever you celebrate and a safe New Year to all who post on this board.
SJN
in your list...you should have but that he's banging that bird first, then golf second. Get it right Tony D!
Farrell
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